Turtles and Humans Have Much in Common

[blanked by FekketCantenel for being copypasta (here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here, and that's just the first Google results page).

Coberst, this is your last warning. If you want to create a blog (you can find advice here and here), post this stuff on it, and then link us to it, awesome, but spam won't be tolerated here.

And don't you dare call me a turtle or something.]